Dilbert on Projects

Couldn't stop laughing after I read this... especially now, when I'm making my CV for the placement brochure.

Dilbert Principle says to avoid any project that has the following in the title:

• Accounting
• Operations
• Budget
• Quality
• Analysis

And seek out any project with these "resume ready" words:

• Worldwide
• Strategic
• Revenue
• MArket
• Competitive
• Technology

Adding some of my own to avoid:

• Implications
• Qualitative
• Database
• Children ;-)
• Paradigm (I love to hate this word)
• Obeservational

And some to seek out:

• Innovations ;-) :-*
• Trends (pfaff - ready)
• Quantitative
• Model

:-)